The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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