she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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