oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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