I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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