we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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