found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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