Don't you send me to vm
Can i not drive my cunt home
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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