It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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