You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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