are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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