I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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