she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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