No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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