That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
