why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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