This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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