I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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