I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
handjob tips. give me some.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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