So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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