If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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