Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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