why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Houston, we have a squirter
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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