try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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