On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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