just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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