But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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