Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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