I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes