D3 body, D1 cock
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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