I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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