Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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