***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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