Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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