I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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