I want to walk on stilts...naked
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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