Dual....:-)
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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