He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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