ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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