Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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