like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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