Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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