I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i think my cat just said my name.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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