i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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