No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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