I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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