Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
