Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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