So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
