why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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