just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
The economy isnโt reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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