is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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