Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just cropdusted the office
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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