So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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