AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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